It’s a-brew-ve!
Bolts in his neck, stitches in his grin, and a mug crackling with electric-green life — Frankenbert is the monster of the Small Batch of Frights collection. What reanimates the un-dead? Coffee, obviously. A premium horror-poster tee: stormy lab, green lightning, one very caffeinated creation. Printed on black so the whole scene sparks to life in the shadows.
Black — the storm and the electric-green glow leap right off the dark, the way a real monster-movie tee should look. Select your size above.
The Design Story
Everyone knows the feeling: dead to the world until that first cup brings you back to life. Frankenbert is that feeling drawn as a monster-movie poster — the reanimated creation who only sparks up once the coffee hits. Not a generic skull tee; a designed, illustrated poster you’d frame, put on a black shirt so the lightning does the lighting.
Frankenbert is the mascot of Small Batch of Frights — our classic-monsters coffee collection. Round out the cast with Bertula, Were-Bert, and Brew-Witch. Fuel up with a bold dark roast and cue the Coo Coo’s Coffee Radio. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: They said it couldn’t be done. Then somebody handed me a coffee. Now look at me.
Perfect for the coffee lover who’s dead until the first cup
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
