The whole morning, in four words.
Hair going in six directions, mug filled to the top, black — and absolutely no interest in conversation yet. Bert wears the look we all know before the first cup kicks in. A soft Comfort Colors unisex tee from the Coffee Grumps collection.
Slow Saturdays, the office before 9am, and any morning you communicate exclusively in grunts until cup one is gone.
The Design Story
Some people wake up bright, chatty, and stretching toward the sun. The rest of us wake up like Bert: hair defying physics, one hand already reaching for the black coffee, face that clearly says ‘not yet.’ This is that person, worn honestly and with a little pride.
Part of the Coffee Grumps family — pair it with Do Not Speak, Undercaffeinated & Overwhelmed. Fuel the whole bit with a proper dark roast. See the whole Coffee Grumps lineup →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Two things before noon: bedhead and black coffee. Ask me anything after that.
Perfect for the proudly not-a-morning-person
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
