The vampire who only rises for one thing.
A gothic gecko in a high-collar cape, fangs bared over a blood-drip espresso — Bertula is the vampire of the Small Batch of Frights collection. A premium horror-movie-poster tee: full moon, crumbling castle, a swarm of bats, and one very caffeinated creature of the night. Printed on a black shirt so the whole scene melts into the shadows. Fangs out. Cup full.
Black — the whole gothic scene melts into the shadows, moon and bone-white type glowing off the dark. The way a real horror-movie tee is meant to look. Select your size above.
The Design Story
Every coffee drinker knows one truth Bertula lives by: some of us don’t run on blood — we run on espresso. That’s the whole joke, drawn like a 1960s Hammer-horror one-sheet: a caped gecko rising from his coffin for the only thing worth waking up (un)dead for. Not a generic skull-and-bones tee — a designed, illustrated poster you’d hang on a wall, put on a black shirt so the night does the framing.
Bertula is the vampire of Small Batch of Frights — our classic-monsters coffee collection. Round out the cast with Frankenbert, Were-Bert, and Brew-Witch. Pair the shirt with a dark, sweet espresso or cold brew and cue up the Coo Coo’s Coffee Radio after dark. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: I don’t do mornings. I do midnights. And espresso. Mostly espresso.
Perfect for the coffee lover who counts down to Halloween all year
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
