Howl for coffee.
Fur breaking out, claws on the mug, mid-howl at a giant pumpkin moon — Were-Bert is the werewolf of Small Batch of Frights. Every full moon he changes… into someone who really needs a dark roast. A fiery 1970s drive-in horror poster on a black tee: burnt-orange moon, pine forest, one caffeinated beast.
Black — the burnt-orange harvest moon glows against the dark like a real grindhouse one-sheet. Select your size above.
The Design Story
“Full Moon Roast” is a coffee joke and a werewolf joke in three words. When the moon comes up, Were-Bert transforms — into the version of you that hasn’t had coffee yet, howling for a dark roast. We drew it like a warm, fiery 1970s drive-in poster: big pumpkin moon, pine-silhouette forest, and one beast who just wants his cup.
Were-Bert runs with the Small Batch of Frights pack alongside Bertula, Frankenbert, and Brew-Witch. Match it with a proper dark roast or cold brew and put on the Coo Coo’s Coffee Radio. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Every full moon, same story. I change. I howl. I make coffee. In that order.
Perfect for the dark-roast devotee who howls before coffee
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
