Written in C++. Compiled before sunrise.
Every programmer’s first program prints “Hello, World.” This one brews coffee instead. The front is a real little C++ program — include the headers, start the brew, wait two seconds, and return 0; // pour decisions were made. The back is the developer who wrote it: Bert, shades on, parked in a camp chair with a laptop and a mug, shipping it. Clean build. Caffeinated logic.
Dark only, on purpose: the terminal-green print needs a black screen to glow. Black, Pepper, Espresso — no light colorways in this collection.
The Design Story
The front is a working joke for anyone who’s written code: a tidy C++ program in CRT-green monospace that, instead of the classic “Hello, World,” brews a cup. The comments do the winking — // brew time, // baristas — and it signs off the only way it could: return 0; // pour decisions were made. Clean exit code. Questionable life choices.
The back is the author at work: Bert in shades and a cap, laptop open, mug within reach, calm in the camp chair like the build never fails. Front is the code; back is the coder. Same energy as the rest of the collection — terminal green on a dark canvas, dry humor that only lands if you’ve shipped something at 2 a.m. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
return 0;. “Hello, World” never tasted like anything. This one does.Bert says: Hello, World can wait. Hello, Coffee compiles first.
Perfect for anyone fluent in coffee and code
sleep() for the coffee to brewSize & Fit Details
Comfort Colors runs relaxed and slightly boxy. S–3XL.
Fabric & Print Details
Wash & Care
About the Tech / Error 404 Collection
A small set of designs for the coffee-powered side of tech — terminal green on a dark canvas, monospace type, dry humor that lands if you’ve ever shipped code at midnight. Same look across the collection, so the pieces read as a set. This is the one Coo Coo’s Coffee line that’s dark-only by rule.
