Almost done since ’09.
Grease under the nails, coffee on the workbench, and a beat-up pride-and-joy that’s perpetually one weekend from finished. Backyard-mechanic Bert is every gearhead who’d rather wrench than watch TV. Soft Comfort Colors unisex tee.
Backyard mechanics, weekend wrenchers, and anyone whose garage smells like motor oil and fresh coffee. A love letter to the project that’s never quite finished.
The Design Story
Everyone knows a guy with a project car — up on jacks, hood open, ‘almost there’ for the better part of a decade. Bert is that guy, and proud of it: covered in grease, coffee going cold on the fender, happiest with a wrench in hand. It’s honest, unglamorous, and exactly why we love it.
The heart of Coo Coo’s Motor Coffee — wrench alongside Runs on V-60, Not V-8. Keep the thermos full: shop the roasts. See Motor Coffee →
Craft & Details
Bert says: She’ll be done any weekend now. Right after this coffee. And maybe one more part.
Perfect for the weekend wrencher whose car is never finished
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
