A mood and a lifestyle.
The to-do list is long, the coffee is short, and the day started twenty minutes ago. Frazzled Bert — wide-eyed, slightly unraveling — is the honest mascot for everyone running on fumes and one half-finished cup. Soft Comfort Colors unisex tee, Coffee Grumps collection.
Chaotic weekdays, parenting on low sleep, deadline season, and every day the calendar overbooked you.
The Design Story
This one hits a little too close to home — which is exactly why people love it. Frazzled Bert is the version of us juggling everything before the caffeine has fully kicked in: eyes wide, hair up, doing our best. Worn with a wink, it turns a rough morning into a shared joke.
The heart of the Coffee Grumps collection — pair it with Brew First, Think Later, Do Not Speak. The fix is one click away: shop coffee. See the whole Coffee Grumps lineup →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Undercaffeinated and overwhelmed is basically my resting state. This shirt just says it out loud.
Perfect for the run-ragged and the caffeine-deprived
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
