Ho Ho Hot Coffee. ☕? Flip-flops required.
Santa Bert put on the suit, grabbed a fresh cup, and absolutely refused to take off the flip-flops — because it's a Florida Christmas and we have standards. The result is gloriously, intentionally, coffee-nerd tacky.
| Style | Fleece crewneck sweatshirt |
| Bold front "ugly sweater" panel + banner | |
| Colors | Forest Green · Red |
| Vibe | Maximum tacky, on purpose |
The story (such as it is)
It's a fake-knit wonderland — coffee beans, candy canes, snowflakes, twinkly lights, and little steaming mugs — with Santa Bert front and center and "HO HO HOT COFFEE" knitted across the bottom. It's the sweater that wins the party and starts the conversation (usually the conversation is "where did you get that").
Got a partner in caffeine? It has a built-in better half — the Fa La La Latte Mrs. Claus sweater. One of you says "Ho Ho Hot Coffee," the other finishes it with "Fa La La Latte." Grab both from our Clothing & Gear and you've got a matching set — and yes, of course the actual coffee is the real reason we're all up at 6am.
Perfect for
- The office ugly-sweater contest (you're welcome)
- Matching with your person — pair it with the Fa La La Latte half
- The coffee lover who already has every mug
- Cozy couch mornings and loud holiday parties alike
Fit, fabric & care
Soft, warm fleece crewneck with a relaxed, true-to-size fit. Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low. Don't iron directly over the print.
Shipping & returns
Made to order just for you, then shipped with care. Free shipping over our threshold, easy returns. Order by Dec 15 for Christmas delivery. (Made-to-order apparel ships from our print partner — not eligible for local Jacksonville porch delivery.)
