Fa La La Latte. ☕? Pearls on, flip-flops still on.
Gertie went full Mrs. Claus — red dress, pearls, shades — and, naturally, kept the flip-flops. Somebody has to keep the porch cozy and fabulous, and we have standards. The result is gloriously, unapologetically, coffee-nerd tacky.
| Style | Fleece crewneck sweatshirt |
| Bold front "ugly sweater" panel + banner | |
| Colors | Forest Green · Red · Dusty Rose |
| Vibe | Fabulously tacky, on purpose |
The story (such as it is)
Same gloriously tacky knit as the rest of the porch crew — coffee beans, candy canes, snowflakes, twinkly lights and little steaming mugs — with Mrs. Claus Gertie front and center and "FA LA LA LATTE" knitted across the bottom. It's the sweater that gets the "okay, where did you get that" at every party.
It also has a better half: say "Fa La La Latte," and let your person answer with Ho Ho Hot Coffee — the matching Santa Bert sweater. Grab the pair from our Clothing & Gear and you're a coordinated-but-not-identical couple without even trying. And yes, the actual coffee is the whole reason we dress like this in the first place.
Perfect for
- Winning the office ugly-sweater contest with style
- Matching your person — pair it with Ho Ho Hot Coffee
- The coffee lover who already owns every mug on the shelf
- Cozy kitchen mornings and loud holiday parties alike
Fit, fabric & care
Soft, warm fleece crewneck with a relaxed, true-to-size fit. Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low. Don't iron directly over the print.
Shipping & returns
Made to order just for you, then shipped with care. Free shipping over our threshold, easy returns. Order by Dec 15 for Christmas delivery. (Made-to-order apparel ships from our print partner — not eligible for local Jacksonville porch delivery.)
