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Dead Before Coffee Tee | Halloween Bert Coffin T-Shirt | Funny Seasonal Drop

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Coo Coo’s Coffee • Seasonal Drop • Halloween Tee
Dead Before Coffee.
The tee version. Lighter coffin, same resurrection.

Bert climbing out of a coffin. Mug in hand. Sunglasses still on. The same design that earned a crewneck and a hoodie — now on burnt orange ring-spun cotton. Front print. No fleece, no hood, just the coffin scene on your chest for the warmer side of spooky season. Seasonal drop — available October through December only.

Seasonal Drop Halloween Front Print Ring-Spun Cotton S–3XL
At a Glance
FabricRing-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, soft from day one
StyleClassic crew neck tee
FitRelaxed unisex — runs true to size
PrintFront chest — Coffin Bert with mug + “Dead Before Coffee”
SizesS – 3XL
Available Colors
Yam

Yam — burnt orange, full autumn energy. The coffin art sits right at home on it. Select your size above.

The Design Story

Three product types. Three formats. Same gecko rising from the grave for a pour-over. The crewneck was the original. The hoodie turned it into a back-print reveal piece. The tee puts it front and center on burnt orange cotton — the most Halloween colorway in the lineup, lighter weight, and the coffin scene hits the moment someone looks at you.

This is the warm-weather option for the Halloween set. Florida October is still tee weather, and this design deserves to be in the rotation from day one of spooky season without waiting for hoodie weather. Part of the seasonal lineup alongside Brew or Treat, All Wrapped Up, Boo Life, and Coffee Is My Life’s Blood. Available October through December, then back underground. See all Clothing & Gear →

Craft & Details

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Ring-Spun CottonLightweight and breathable. Soft from the first wear. Because Florida Halloween is still tee weather.
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DTG Front PrintFull color coffin Bert on the chest. The coffin, the mug, the sunglasses — all survive wash after wash. Unlike Bert before coffee.
Seasonal DropAvailable October through December only. After that, back in the ground until next year.
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Gift ReadyFor the person who needs all three Dead Before Coffee formats. Or just the one that fits Florida weather.
Bert

Bert says: Crewneck, hoodie, tee. Three ways out of the coffin. Coffee was involved in all of them.

Perfect for anyone who rises from the dead every morning — with a mug

Halloween fans who need the warm-weather version of the coffin design
A gift for the person who already has the hoodie and needs the October tee
Complete the Dead Before Coffee trilogy — crewneck, hoodie, and tee
The Florida Halloween tee — because October here is still 85 degrees
Size & Fit Details

Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.

Classic crew neck with a comfortable, easy fit
Size up for a more relaxed, oversized look
Fabric & Print Details
Fabric: Ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, soft from day one
Print: DTG front print — full color coffin Bert illustration + text, soft hand feel, holds wash after wash
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron on the print
Shipping & Returns
Made-to-order — ships within a few extra days
Free local delivery to select Jacksonville ZIPs — check your zone
Free shipping on orders $60+ — full info