The tee version. Vampire Bert goes lightweight.
Bert in a vampire cape, sunglasses still on, pumpkin bucket in hand, trick-or-treating for coffee instead of candy. “Brew or Treat” up top, “Fill My Cup” at the bottom. Same design that earned a crewneck and a hoodie — now on burnt orange ring-spun cotton for Florida October. Seasonal drop — available October through December only.
Yam — burnt orange, peak pumpkin-patch energy. Vampire Bert feels right at home. Select your size above.
The Design Story
Vampire Bert now has three costumes — a crewneck, a hoodie, and a tee. The design hasn’t changed because it doesn’t need to. Cape on, sunglasses on, pumpkin bucket out, trick-or-treating for espresso. The tee version exists for one reason: Florida. October in Jacksonville is still tee weather, and vampire Bert shouldn’t have to wait for a cold front to go trick-or-treating.
Yam matches the Dead Before Coffee tee — same burnt orange, same autumn energy. Together they’re the Florida Halloween tee pair. The full seasonal set now runs deep: Brew or Treat, Dead Before Coffee, All Wrapped Up, Boo Life, and Coffee Is My Life’s Blood across crewnecks, hoodies, and tees. Available October through December, then back in the crypt. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: The cape works with all three. But the tee is the only one I can wear to the beach in October.
Perfect for anyone who trick-or-treats for espresso
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
