Mummy Bert. Tee version. Same bandages, less fabric.
Bert wrapped head to toe in bandages. Sunglasses somehow still on. Coffee mug somehow still in hand. “All Wrapped Up, Still Brewin” — because nothing stops the brew. Not death, not burial, not three thousand years in a tomb. Front print on burnt orange ring-spun cotton. The summer-weight companion to the orange hoodie. Seasonal drop — October through December only.
Yam — burnt orange, same as the hoodie. The Halloween trio — Dead Before Coffee, Brew or Treat, and All Wrapped Up — all match. Select your size above.
The Design Story
Three Halloween costumes for Bert. Vampire (Brew or Treat), coffin dweller (Dead Before Coffee), and now the mummy — wrapped in bandages, holding coffee, sunglasses peeking through the linen. The hoodie was a back print on orange fleece. The tee brings mummy Bert to the front on the same burnt orange cotton — lighter, warmer, Florida-appropriate.
All three Halloween tees now come in yam — Dead Before Coffee, Brew or Treat, and All Wrapped Up. Same colorway, different monsters, one very consistent October wardrobe. The seasonal set keeps growing, and the tee versions exist because Jacksonville doesn’t do hoodie weather until November. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Vampire, coffin, mummy. Three costumes, three tees, one October. The coffee never changes.
Perfect for anyone who needs a different Halloween tee every week of October
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
