Snap your fingers, not your nerves. ☕

Meet the Bertniks — the coolest cats in the coffeehouse. Bert and Gertie, mid-snap, deep in a double espresso and a deeper thought. It's the look for anyone who takes their coffee slow, their jazz warm, and their nerves not at all.

Soft cotton tee Front + back print Beatnik cool

At a glance

Style	Soft garment-dyed cotton tee
Print	Front "The Bertnik — Cool" + back creed
Color	Black
Vibe	Coffeehouse poet, unbothered

What's a Bertnik?

A Bertnik is one of the Small Batch of Friends — the mellow, kind, caffeine-powered crew who'd rather dig a good cup and a good conversation than hurry anywhere. The back of the shirt carries the creed: can't brew it, does the Bertnik anyway, never spills the coffee. Translation: stay cool, keep moving, don't sweat it.

Wear it to the counter, pair it with something warm on Coo Coo's Radio, and let the coffee do the talking. Dig?

Bert says

"Sip slow, think deep, let the espresso do the talking. Be cool, cat." ☕

Perfect for

The coffeehouse regular who reads at the counter
Jazz lovers and slow-morning people
Card-carrying Bertniks
Anyone who orders a double and stays a while

Fit, fabric & care

Soft garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed, true-to-size fit and a lived-in feel. Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low. Don't iron directly over the print.

Shipping & returns

Made to order just for you, then shipped with care. Free shipping over our threshold, easy returns. (Made-to-order apparel ships from our print partner — not eligible for local Jacksonville porch delivery.)