Coo Coo’s Coffee • Art & Coffee Edition • Graphic Tee
I sip,
therefore I am.
therefore I am.
Cubist face, swooping steam, and Brew Is Truth mantra — caffeinated philosophy in bold art-forward color on garment-dyed 100% cotton. Punchy primaries on Violet, Berry, Graphite, Ivory, Blue Jean, and Black.
I Sip Therefore I AmBrew Is TruthCaffeinated Expressionism6 ColorwaysRelaxed UnisexS–3XL
At a Glance
Fabric100% soft cotton — garment-dyed, comfortable weight
StyleFront graphic tee — DTG print
FitRelaxed unisex — S–3XL, runs true to size
Available Colors
VioletBerryGraphiteIvoryBlue JeanBlack
The Design Story
A cubist face, swooping espresso steam, and the statement: “I DRINK THEREFORE I AM • BREW IS TRUTH” — Descartes filtered through a café and a garment dye bath. Sunflower yellow, cobalt, cherry red, and teal steam on the print against six colorways.
For philosophy students, baristas, and anyone who has genuinely contemplated the epistemology of their morning brew. Pairs with the Mocha-Lisa crewneck. See all Clothing & Gear →
Print & Craft Details
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100% Soft CottonComfortable, breathable, soft from day one.
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DTG PrintCrisp lines, bold color, no cracking or peeling.
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Relaxed Unisex FitTrue to size. Size up for an oversized look.
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Wash & CareMachine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low.
Bert says: Cogito, ergo brew.
Perfect for philosophy students, baristas, and thinker-coffee people
Philosophy students who have finally found their merch
Baristas who consider the morning service a meditative practice
A gift for the person who makes the “I think therefore I am” joke regularly
Size & Fit
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out — tumble dry low
Do not iron on the print
Shipping & Returns
Made-to-order — ships within a few extra days
Free local delivery to select Jacksonville ZIPs — check your zone
Free shipping on orders $60+ — full info
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