therefore I am.
Cubist face, swooping steam, and Brew Is Truth mantra — caffeinated philosophy in bold art-forward color on garment-dyed 100% cotton. Punchy primaries on Violet, Berry, Graphite, Ivory, Blue Jean, and Black.
The Design Story
A cubist face, swooping espresso steam, and the statement: “I DRINK THEREFORE I AM • BREW IS TRUTH” — Descartes filtered through a café and a garment dye bath. Sunflower yellow, cobalt, cherry red, and teal steam on the print against six colorways.
For philosophy students, baristas, and anyone who has genuinely contemplated the epistemology of their morning brew. Pairs with the Mocha-Lisa crewneck. See all Clothing & Gear →
Print & Craft Details
Bert says: Cogito, ergo brew.
Perfect for philosophy students, baristas, and thinker-coffee people
Size & Fit
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.