Name: Molecule of Madness Tee
Brand: Coo Coo’s Coffee
Availability: InStock

Product Description
Specifications

Coo Coo’s Coffee • Science Edition • Graphic Tee

Big graphic,
big mood

The official uniform for coffee-fueled overthinkers — a bold caffeine molecule for the people who run on curiosity, caffeine, and “how is it already 2am?” energy.

Caffeine MoleculeC₈H₁₀N₄O₂Relaxed UnisexS–3XLDTG PrintScience + Coffee

At a Glance

Fabric100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable

PrintDTG (direct-to-garment) — crisp lines, bold color

FitRelaxed unisex — runs true to size

SizesS – 3XL

Sizes Available

SMLXL2XL3XL

Not sure? Size up for an oversized look, true-to-size for a standard relaxed fit. See the Clothing & Gear hub for sizing tips.

The Design Story

Science meets coffee chaos in the most wearable way. The caffeine molecular structure is large, bold, and readable — designed to pop on real humans, not just flat-lay mockups. High contrast, clean lines, and the kind of graphic that reads as a personality statement without needing a caption.

The line between “focused” and “slightly unhinged” is spelled C₈H₁₀N₄O₂. This tee knows that, leans into it, and wears it proudly.

For chemistry brains, lab techs, baristas, night owls, coders, students, and everyone who says “one more cup” and means it. See all Clothing & Gear →

Print & Craft Details

100% Ring-Spun CottonSoft from day one. Stays soft after many washes. The base that makes the graphic pop.

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DTG Printed ArtworkDirect-to-garment print — crisp lines, bold color, no cracking or peeling. Looks exactly how it should look in real life.

Relaxed Unisex FitEasy, everyday wear. Runs true to size. For an oversized streetwear look, size up one.

Wash & CareMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Skip the dryer sheet on the print side.

Bert says: “I tried to wear this to the lab. They said geckos don’t need shirts. They were wrong.”

Perfect for science and coffee people

Chemists, lab techs, teachers, and grad students who live on caffeine

Night owls, coders, students, and joyful overthinkers

Anyone who sends caffeine molecule memes at 2am (you know who you are)

A gift that gets a “this is literally me” reaction instantly

Size Guide & Fit Notes

Relaxed unisex fit — runs true to size in most cases. If you prefer an oversized streetwear look, size up one. The fit is easy and not boxy; it drapes well on all body types.

S – 3XL available — select your size above

Chest measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest, under the arms

When in doubt: size up for a more relaxed look, true-to-size for a standard fit

Print & Fabric Details

Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, comfortable weight

Print method: DTG (direct-to-garment) — crisp lines and bold color that stays vivid wash after wash

Print placement: Large front graphic — designed to be readable from across the room

Made-to-order: Printed and fulfilled by trusted U.S. partners; allow slightly longer lead time than standard stock items

Wash & Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors

Tumble dry low — remove promptly to minimize wrinkles

Do not iron directly on the print

Skip the dryer sheet on the print side — it dulls the surface over time

Do not dry clean

Shipping & Returns

Made-to-order: Ships within a few extra days versus stock items — worth the wait

Free local delivery to select Jacksonville ZIPs — check your zone

Free shipping on orders $60+ — full shipping info

Made-to-order returns: See our Returns & Exchanges policy for apparel specifics

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Specifications:: Unisex garment-dyed tee (100% ring-spun cotton); relaxed fit (S–3XL); DTG print. Care: machine wash cold inside out; gentle cycle; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron print; no dry clean.