Coo Coo’s Coffee • Science Edition • Tote Bag
Powered by caffeine
& chaos.
& chaos.
The bold caffeine molecule rides a swirling cyclone on an eco cotton tote — science-meets-espresso for market runs, book hauls, beach days, and daily café missions.
Caffeine MoleculeCyclone SwirlMolecule of MadnessEco CottonShoulder HandlesEveryday Carry
At a Glance
MaterialEco cotton canvas — lightweight & reusable
PrintFront graphic — DTG, bold color
HandlesShoulder-length for easy over-arm carry
What Fits Inside
Good forBooks, groceries, coffee run haul, market bag
FoldsFlat when empty — easy to carry along
The Design Story
The caffeine molecular structure from the Molecule of Madness tee and mug, now on a lightweight eco cotton tote. The same science-meets-coffee-chaos energy in a bag that fits books, groceries, coffee essentials, and whatever else the day requires.
Reusable, eco-minded, and exactly the right gift for the chemistry brain who also runs on espresso. Pairs naturally with the Molecule of Madness tee and mug for a full matching set.
For market runs, book hauls, and every café mission. See all Tote Bags →
Craft & Details
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Eco Cotton CanvasLightweight, durable, reusable — the everyday carry that doesn’t cost the planet.
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Printed GraphicBold caffeine molecule cyclone — crisp color that holds up.
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Shoulder-Length HandlesEasy over-arm carry for every market run and café mission.
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CareMachine wash cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron on the print.
Bert says: Load up the beans. Embrace the madness.
Perfect for science brains, coffee nerds, and eco-minded daily carriers
Chemists, lab techs, and grad students who also run a café tab
Eco-minded daily carriers who want their bag to say something
A natural gift set paired with the Molecule of Madness tee and mug
Market morning regulars and book-haul people
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron on the print
Shipping & Returns
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