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Dead Before Coffee Hoodie | Halloween Bert Coffin Back Print Fleece | Seasonal Drop

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Coo Coo’s Coffee • Seasonal Drop • Halloween Hoodie
Dead Before Coffee.
Back-print hoodie edition.

Bert climbing out of a coffin. Mug in hand. Sunglasses still on. The same design that earned the crewneck — now as a full back print on a midweight fleece pullover hoodie. Five colorways including Halloween orange. Seasonal drop — available October through December only.

Seasonal Drop Halloween Back Print 5 Colorways Midweight Fleece S–3XL
At a Glance
FabricMidweight fleece — soft brushed interior
StylePullover hoodie — kangaroo pocket, drawstring hood
FitRelaxed unisex — runs true to size
PrintFull back — Coffin Bert with mug + “Dead Before Coffee”
SizesS – 3XL
Available Colors
Orange White Sport Grey Sand Sky Blue

Orange is the Halloween hero — full pumpkin-season commitment. White makes the coffin art pop cleanest. Select your color and size above.

The Design Story

Same premise. Bigger canvas. Before coffee, Bert is dead — literally in a coffin, lid open, one arm reaching out with a mug. The back-print hoodie gives the coffin scene room to breathe across the full back panel. Someone walks behind you, they see a gecko rising from the grave for a pour-over. That’s the kind of entrance that starts conversations.

This is the hoodie upgrade to the Dead Before Coffee crewneck — same art, same energy, but the back-print format turns it into a reveal piece. Hood up, walking away, coffee in hand — the full back tells the story. Part of the Halloween seasonal lineup alongside Coffee Is My Life’s Blood, Boo Life, and Brew or Treat. Available October through December, then it goes back underground. See all Clothing & Gear →

Craft & Details

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Midweight FleeceSoft brushed interior with kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood. Coffin-exit approved.
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DTG Back PrintFull color on the back panel. Bert, the coffin, and the text — all in walking-away view.
Seasonal DropAvailable October through December only. After that, back in the ground until next year.
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Gift ReadyFor the person who needs a hood and a coffin joke to face the morning.
Bert

Bert says: The back print means they see me leaving. Which is what I do best before coffee.

Perfect for anyone who wants the coffin entrance and the kangaroo pocket

Halloween fans who want the hoodie version of the Dead Before Coffee crewneck
A gift for the person who wears their hood up until cup number two
Pairs with the Dead Before Coffee crewneck — or replaces it for hoodie-only people
The Halloween hoodie for bonfires, hayrides, and every cold October morning
Size & Fit Details

Relaxed unisex pullover hoodie — runs true to size. S–3XL.

Kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood
Size up for a more relaxed, oversized look
Fabric & Print Details
Fabric: Midweight fleece — soft brushed interior, cozy without bulk
Print: DTG back print — full color illustration + text, soft hand feel, holds wash after wash
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron on the print
Shipping & Returns
Made-to-order — ships within a few extra days
Free local delivery to select Jacksonville ZIPs — check your zone
Free shipping on orders $60+ — full info