Back-print hoodie edition.
Bert climbing out of a coffin. Mug in hand. Sunglasses still on. The same design that earned the crewneck — now as a full back print on a midweight fleece pullover hoodie. Five colorways including Halloween orange. Seasonal drop — available October through December only.
Orange is the Halloween hero — full pumpkin-season commitment. White makes the coffin art pop cleanest. Select your color and size above.
The Design Story
Same premise. Bigger canvas. Before coffee, Bert is dead — literally in a coffin, lid open, one arm reaching out with a mug. The back-print hoodie gives the coffin scene room to breathe across the full back panel. Someone walks behind you, they see a gecko rising from the grave for a pour-over. That’s the kind of entrance that starts conversations.
This is the hoodie upgrade to the Dead Before Coffee crewneck — same art, same energy, but the back-print format turns it into a reveal piece. Hood up, walking away, coffee in hand — the full back tells the story. Part of the Halloween seasonal lineup alongside Coffee Is My Life’s Blood, Boo Life, and Brew or Treat. Available October through December, then it goes back underground. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: The back print means they see me leaving. Which is what I do best before coffee.
Perfect for anyone who wants the coffin entrance and the kangaroo pocket
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex pullover hoodie — runs true to size. S–3XL.