Literally.
Bert went full vampire. Graveyard. Jack-o’-lanterns. Bats. A crescent moon. And he’s still holding his coffee because undeath doesn’t change priorities. “BLOOD” in dripping horror text. Seven colorways. Seasonal drop — when it’s gone, it’s gone.
Red goes full horror movie. Sand keeps it vintage poster. Every colorway hits the graveyard different.
The Design Story
Bert’s been through a lot — surfing, meditating in ancient coffee vessels, playing drums, sitting in boiling cups from four different continents — but this might be his best look yet. Full vampire. Cape optional. Standing in a graveyard surrounded by jack-o’-lanterns, bats, and dead trees, holding his coffee like nothing happened. Because nothing did. Coffee is still the priority. The undead just understand that better than anyone.
“COFFEE IS MY LIFE’S BLOOD” hits twice — first as a Halloween joke, then as something every coffee drinker actually means. The word “BLOOD” in oversized dripping horror text sells the seasonal moment. The graveyard scene sells the vibe. Bert holding coffee in the middle of all of it sells the brand. This is a seasonal drop — it comes out for spooky season and goes back in the crypt when it’s over. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: I don’t need a pulse. I need a pour-over.
Perfect for spooky season, horror fans, and anyone whose blood type is espresso
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex crewneck fit — runs true to size. S–3XL.
