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Brew First Think Later Mug | Funny Not a Morning Person Coffee Mug | Frazzled Bert 15oz Ceramic Mug | Coo Coo's Coffee

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Coo Coo’s Coffee • Brew Good Vibes
Brew First.
Think Later.

Bert is always cool, calm, and vibing — except first thing in the morning. Hair everywhere, eyes at half-mast, one hand locked around the cup like it’s the only thing holding the day together. This is the rare look at Bert before the coffee kicks in, and it comes with the only rule that matters at 6 a.m.: brew first, think later. A big, honest 15oz mug for everyone who is simply not available until the first cup is gone.

Brew Good Vibes Frazzled Bert 15oz Ceramic Dishwasher Safe Two-Sided Design
At a Glance
Size15oz — a proper, generous cup (bigger than the standard 11oz)
MaterialDurable white ceramic, glossy finish
PrintFull-wrap design — frazzled Bert front, brand mark on the side
SafeMicrowave & dishwasher safe
HandleComfortable C-handle, easy grip
Why Frazzled Bert

Bert is the gecko who’s always vibing — sunglasses, totally unbothered. This mug is the one moment we let him off the hook: pre-coffee, fully frazzled, deeply relatable. If mornings aren’t your finest hour either, this one’s for you.

The Design Story

Everywhere else in the lineup, Bert is the picture of calm — shades on, never rattled. Here? Wild hair, droopy eyes, floral shorts, sandals, and a death grip on a steaming cup. It’s the morning version of all of us, and the only honest caption for it is Brew First. Think Later.

He shares the look with his other famous off-day — the over-practiced, fried musician Bert on the He Practiced 40 Hours tee. Same frazzled energy, different disaster. If you love this one, the tee is its natural partner. See the whole Brew Good Vibes collection →

Craft & Details

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Frazzled BertWild hair, half-mast eyes, floral shorts and sandals — the one design where Bert isn’t vibing. Peak pre-coffee mood.
15oz, Not 11A genuinely generous cup — because on these mornings, a small one was never going to cut it.
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Two-Sided Discovery“Brew First” up top, “Think Later” below, frazzled Bert front and center, with the Coo Coo’s Coffee mark on the side.
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Made for Daily UseGlossy, durable ceramic — microwave and dishwasher safe. The mug you reach for before your eyes are fully open.

Bert says: Don’t look at me. Don’t talk to me. Just let me drink this.

Perfect for the gloriously not-a-morning-person

Anyone who is genuinely useless before the first cup — and proud of it
The office “do not approach before coffee” coworker — a gift and a warning
Night owls forced into early mornings — solidarity in mug form
Anyone who already loves the frazzled-Bert tee and wants the matching mug
Size & Material
15oz white ceramic — a generous cup, larger than the standard 11oz
Glossy finish, comfortable C-handle
Full-wrap printed design — frazzled Bert front, brand mark on the side
Care
Microwave safe
Dishwasher safe — though hand washing keeps the print vivid longest
Print is fade-resistant under normal use
About Brew Good Vibes

The loud, fun side of Coo Coo’s Coffee — skate energy, music, surrealism, and a gecko who is always vibing… except, just this once, before coffee. If a design makes you grin, it’s probably Brew Good Vibes.

Shipping & Returns
Made-to-order — printed just for you and shipped by our print partner. Allow a few extra days for production before it ships.
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