Think later. Activate coffee mode.
Frazzled Bert and Brew First, Think Later on a soft cotton tee — for students, baristas, and caffeine die-hards who know beans come before brilliance. White hero.
Select your color and size above. True-to-size; size up for an oversized look.
The Design Story
Frazzled Bert in flip-flops and bedhead, clutching a rescue-size mug with the expression of someone who definitely had plans and then didn’t brew first. The front graphic delivers the verdict: Brew First, Think Later.
The whole Frazzled Bert family — tee, crewneck, hoodie — is built for the mornings when you showed up and that has to count. Pairs with the Think Later hoodie and Forgot to Brew crewneck for the full Frazzled Bert set.
For students, musicians, night shifters, and anyone who skips step one. See all Clothing & Gear →
Print & Craft Details
Bert says: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
Perfect for students, baristas, and everyone who brews first
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex fit — runs true to size. S–3XL.
