Think later. (Bert’s orders.)
Frazzled Bert on the back print with a rescue-size mug and zero apologies. Cozy fleece hoodie for market mornings, late study nights, and every time your brain needs beans before ideas.
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The Design Story
Frazzled Bert in flip-flops and bedhead, clutching a rescue-size mug with the expression of someone who definitely had plans and then didn’t brew first. The back graphic delivers the verdict: Brew First, Think Later.
The whole Frazzled Bert family — tee, crewneck, hoodie — is built for the mornings when you showed up and that has to count. Pairs with the Forgot to Brew crewneck and Practice Makes Exhausted tee for the full Frazzled Bert set.
For students, musicians, night shifters, and anyone who skips step one. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
Perfect for students, night shifters, and caffeine die-hards
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex fit — runs true to size. S–3XL. Kangaroo pocket, drawstring hood.
