of the Morning.
Droopy eyes. Green pajamas. One paw rubbing his head, the other gripping a coffee mug like his life depends on it. This is the dog version of every morning before the first sip hits.
Plum and Espresso match the sleepy morning mood. Sport Grey is the classic. Watermelon if you want your crewneck louder than your alarm. Select your color and size above.
The Design Story
Every morning has a dark side — the bark side. That window between the alarm and the first sip where nothing makes sense, the world is too bright, and the only thing keeping you vertical is the mug in your hand. This dog gets it. Green pajamas. Droopy eyes. One paw on his head like he’s already regretting consciousness. Framed in a warm retro oval with golden tones that feel like sunrise through a kitchen window you’re not ready for.
The title stacks above and below the frame: “The Bark Side Of The Morning.” The brand line sits underneath: Coo Coo’s Coffee • Florida Brew Crew. This design doesn’t need a backstory. Everyone who’s ever been this dog at 6 a.m. already knows exactly what it means. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: I don’t do mornings like that. But I respect the honesty.
Perfect for anyone whose morning personality has a ten-minute delay
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex crewneck — runs true to size. S–3XL.
