Everything’s exploding. The coffee’s still hot. Bert’s still vibing.
Neon Bert. Black hoodie. The world detonating in pinks, greens, and electric blues behind him — and he hasn’t looked up from his mug. “Stay Grounded” is both the coffee pun and the life advice. Back print on black midweight fleece. Kangaroo pocket. The hoodie version of the crewneck that already turned heads.
Black — the only colorway that lets neon Bert glow. The explosions need the dark canvas. Select your size above.
The Design Story
The Stay Grounded crewneck put neon Bert on your chest. The hoodie puts the full explosion across your back — bigger canvas, louder colors, same unbothered gecko. This is the design that captures everything Bert is about: the world can fall apart behind him, but the coffee’s still hot and the sunglasses are still on. Peak zen-in-chaos energy.
On black, the neons hit like nothing else in the catalog. Pinks, greens, electric blues, all bursting outward while Bert stands dead center holding his mug like nothing’s happening. The back-print format turns this from a graphic tee moment into a full walking mural. It pairs with Wake the Art Up as the two loudest hoodies in the lineup — both black, both neon, both impossible to ignore. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: The crewneck was the trailer. The hoodie is the feature film. Same explosion. Bigger screen.
Perfect for anyone who stays calm when the world is on fire
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex pullover hoodie — runs true to size. S–3XL.
