coffee in the other
Bert’s posted up with his board and his mug like “yep… we’re doing beach vibes and caffeine today.” A coastal reset in wearable form — playful, clean, and instantly readable.
Not sure? Size up for an oversized look, true-to-size for a standard relaxed fit. See the Clothing & Gear hub for sizing tips.
The Design Story
Bert is the gecko who surfs, sips, and somehow makes it all look effortless. This tee captures exactly that energy — board tucked under one arm, mug in hand, absolute coastal calm. The graphic is large and readable from across the room (and earns random smiles in coffee lines).
It’s the shirt that says “I’m fun, I’m caffeinated, and I might disappear toward the ocean” without you having to explain any of that. Works with flip-flops, jeans, board shorts, and “running late” energy equally well.
For sunrise sippers, pier-walk people, and anyone who finds the beach section of the menu first. See all Clothing & Gear →
Print & Craft Details
Bert says: “I practiced this pose for three weeks. The mug stayed full the whole time.”
Perfect for coastal coffee people
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex fit — runs true to size in most cases. If you prefer an oversized streetwear look, size up one. The fit is easy and not boxy; it drapes well on all body types.
Print & Fabric Details
Wash & Care Instructions
Shipping & Returns
- Specifications:
- Unisex garment-dyed tee (100% ring-spun cotton); relaxed fit S–3XL; DTG print. Care: machine wash cold inside out; gentle cycle; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron print; no dry clean.
