Practice makes exhausted. Coffee makes it possible.
Meet the Practice Makes Exhausted – Frazzled Bert Tee. Our sleepy gecko hero shuffles in flip-flops clutching a rescue-size mug—aka every funny coffee shirt mood. Perfect for students, musicians, night shifters, and anyone who’s “practiced 40 hours… but forgot to brew.”
- Front graphic: Frazzled Bert + “He practiced 40 hours… but forgot to brew”
- Relaxed unisex fit—everyday comfy (S–3XL)
- Soft cotton feel; durable DTG print with a soft hand
- A+ gift for caffeine people, classmates, and bandmates
Pick your vibe: Banana/Butter (hero) = mellow morning • Sand = vintage neutral • Graphite = Monday mood • Ivory = clean classic.
? Bert: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
- Specifications:
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with a soft unisex fit. DTG print of Bert in full burnout mode. Sand color tee with black and green graphic. 100% ring-spun cotton. Machine wash cold. Coffee not included, but deeply implied.