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Molecule of Madness Tote – Powered by Caffeine & Chaos

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This isn’t just a bag. It’s molecular proof that you need coffee.

Welcome to the molecular level of madness.

The Molecule of Madness Tote is the perfect reusable bag for coffee chemists, caffeine crusaders, and anyone who understands the sacred geometry of a good brew. Featuring the molecular structure of caffeine swirling in a chaos of orange, it screams “science... but make it jittery.”

Great for farmers markets, book hauls, or your daily espresso survival kit — and always Fueled by Coo Coo’s Coffee.

  • 100% cotton canvas tote with sturdy handles
  • Large central caffeine molecule print with vibrant swirl
  • Eco-friendly, reusable, and infused with mad science
  • Perfect gift for science nerds and barista brains alike
  • Subtle branded tagline under the madness: "Fueled by Coo Coo's Coffee"

Because your brain cells deserve a bag too.

? Caffeine Molecule Graphic ? Eco-Friendly Cotton Tote ? Swirl of Madness Design ?️ Great for Markets & Errands ☕ Fueled by Coo Coo’s Coffee
Specifications:
100% cotton canvas tote bag with caffeine molecule graphic and swirling orange design. Sturdy handles, reusable and eco-friendly. Perfect for coffee lovers, science geeks, and market runs. Measures approx. 15" × 16". Machine washable.