Miss Sally’s surfing on caffeine.
Poultry-powered, coffee-fueled — a big-wave chicken on a longboard with retro frames and beach-day energy. The laugh-out-loud tee for surfers, coastal crews, and espresso die-hards.
The Design Story
Miss Sally is a bespectacled chicken on a longboard, riding a wave that absolutely needs more caffeine to complete. “Poultry-Powered • Coffee-Fueled” frames the scene with the kind of retro energy that gets a reaction every single time someone reads it.
Bert approved it. He says he’s still faster than a chicken, but he respects the commitment. Butter hero for sunny boardwalk energy; Blue Jean for coastal denim; Graphite for moonlit surf.
For surfers, coastal crews, café crawl people, and anyone who appreciates an unexpected protagonist. See all Clothing & Gear →
Print & Craft Details
Bert says: Approved. But I’m still faster than a chicken.
Perfect for surfers, coastal crews, and people who appreciate a chicken
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
