Bert’s Shenanigans

Recipes & Mixology — Coffee, Tea, Mocktails & Maker Magic

Sweet syrups, iced legends, café classics, and seasonal party tricks — tested in our kitchen, tuned for yours. Each recipe has home & café notes, make-ahead tips, and swaps.

Home & Café versions Metric + US Make-ahead friendly Allergen notes
Shop Beans Bert’s Brew Guide Roast Process Coffee Processing

Hot Coffee Classics

Barista-friendly builds that stay sweet and balanced.

Vanilla Honey Latte

Vanilla Honey Latte

Easy • Milk/Alt-milk • 8–10 min
Maple Spice Cappuccino

Maple Spice Cappuccino

Intermediate • Cozy • 7–9 min

Iced & Cold Brew

Built around our Cold Brew Blend and brew guide ratios.

Iced Vanilla Cold Brew

Iced Vanilla Cold Brew

Beginner • DF-friendly • 5 min
Cold Foam Mocha

Cold Foam Mocha

Beginner • Crowd-pleaser • 8 min

Tea & Lemonade Lab

Fresh-brewed tea, small-batch lemonade, and Arnold-Palmer mashups.

Sweet Tea Lemonade

Sweet Tea Lemonade (House)

Batchable • PET can-ready
Raspberry Iced Tea

Raspberry Iced Tea

Classic • Syrup add-on

Syrups & Sauces

Shelf-life notes, Brix targets, and scaling for service.

Vanilla Syrup

Vanilla Syrup (2-week)

Base: 1:1 • 12–14°Bx
Chocolate Sauce

Chocolate Sauce

Microwave or stovetop

Seasonal Specials & Mocktails

Limited drops with Bert’s party tricks.

Gingerbread Cold Brew

Gingerbread Cold Brew

Holiday • Make-ahead syrup
Espresso Tonic Mocktail

Espresso Tonic Mocktail

Bright • Zero-proof

Last updated: November 12, 2025