Coo Coo’s Coffee • Bert & Friends • Graphic Tee
I’m not brewed for this.
But this tee is.
But this tee is.
Frazzled Bert in flip-flops clutching a rescue-size mug on a soft cotton tee. Autumn hero for pumpkin-patch energy. For students, baristas, night shifters, and anyone who needs beans before brilliance.
I’m Not Brewed for ThisFrazzled BertAutumn Hero5 ColorwaysRelaxed UnisexS–3XL
At a Glance
Fabric100% soft cotton — comfortable, breathable
PrintDTG — crisp lines, bold color
FitRelaxed unisex — S–3XL
Available Colors
AutumnButterSandGraphiteIvory
The Design Story
Same Frazzled Bert energy, Autumn hero — pumpkin-patch orange that makes the graphic pop in a completely different way from the Mauve hoodie version. “I’m Not Brewed for This” in flip-flops with a rescue-size mug, looking exactly like every Monday.
Five colorways from warm to neutral. Part of the full Frazzled Bert family. See all Clothing & Gear →
Print & Craft Details
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100% Soft CottonComfortable weight, breathable, soft from day one.
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DTG PrintCrisp lines, bold color, no cracking or peeling.
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Relaxed Unisex FitRuns true to size. Size up for an oversized look.
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Wash & CareMachine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron on print.
Bert says: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
Perfect for non-morning people and caffeine comedians
The Autumn colorway for people who want the seasonal take on the Not Brewed message
Students, baristas, and night shifters who showed up and that’s enough
A gift for the friend who is chronically not brewed for anything before 10am
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron on the print
Shipping & Returns
Made-to-order — ships within a few extra days
Free local delivery to select Jacksonville ZIPs — check your zone
Free shipping on orders $60+ — full info
Returns: Returns & Exchanges policy
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