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I’m Not Brewed for This – Frazzled Gecko Sweatshirt by Coo Coo's Coffee

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Sweatshirt Snuggle Price – S–XL $38
Extra coffee belly space? 2XL $40 · 3XL $41

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I’m not brewed for this… but this crew is.

Frazzled Bert shuffles in with flip-flops and a rescue-size mug on this cozy coffee sweatshirt. The vibe is pure morning chaos, perfect for study runs, market mornings, and anyone who needs caffeine before conversation.

  • Front graphic: “I’m Not Brewed for This” + Frazzled Bert
  • Unisex, relaxed crew—everyday comfy (S–3XL)
  • Soft midweight fleece; durable print with a soft hand
  • Great gift for students, night shifters, and caffeine die-hards

Pick your vibe: Sand (hero) = vintage neutral • Sport Grey = off-duty classic • Black = midnight mood • Navy = after-hours blue.

? Bert: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.

Coo Coo’s Coffee Unisex • Relaxed Fleece Crew Graphic Print Everyday • SBOF

 

Specifications:
Unisex fleece sweatshirt with frazzled gecko design and “I’m Not Brewed for This” text. Cozy cotton/poly blend, durable DTG print. Perfect for coffee lovers and chaos managers. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Runs true to size.