I’m not brewed for this… but this hoodie is.
Frazzled Bert + rescue-size mug = peak morning mood. The I’m Not Brewed for This hoodie is a cozy, unisex coffee hoodie for class, café crawls, and any day when beans come before brilliance.
- Back graphic: “I’m Not Brewed for This” with Frazzled Bert
- Unisex relaxed fit (S–3XL) with kangaroo pocket & drawcord hood
- Soft midweight fleece; durable print with a soft hand
- Great gift for students, night shifters & caffeine die-hards
Pick your vibe: Mauve (hero) = sleepy-sweet neutral • Black = midnight mood • Navy = after-hours blue • Sport Grey = off-duty classic.
? Bert: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
- Specifications:
- Unisex fleece hoodie (50/50 cotton/poly), preshrunk with pouch pocket, double-lined hood, and durable DTG print. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Cozy, bold, and ready to brew good vibes. Featuring Bert the Gecko in meltdown mode.