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I’m Not Brewed for This – Frazzled Gecko Hoodie

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Hoodie Happiness – S–XL $45
Need more room for coffee & cozy? 2XL $48 · 3XL $49

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I’m not brewed for this… but this hoodie is.

Frazzled Bert + rescue-size mug = peak morning mood. The I’m Not Brewed for This hoodie is a cozy, unisex coffee hoodie for class, café crawls, and any day when beans come before brilliance.

  • Back graphic: “I’m Not Brewed for This” with Frazzled Bert
  • Unisex relaxed fit (S–3XL) with kangaroo pocket & drawcord hood
  • Soft midweight fleece; durable print with a soft hand
  • Great gift for students, night shifters & caffeine die-hards

Pick your vibe: Mauve (hero) = sleepy-sweet neutral • Black = midnight mood • Navy = after-hours blue • Sport Grey = off-duty classic.

? Bert: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.

Coo Coo’s Coffee Unisex • Relaxed Fleece Hoodie Back Graphic Everyday • SBOF

 

Specifications:
Unisex fleece hoodie (50/50 cotton/poly), preshrunk with pouch pocket, double-lined hood, and durable DTG print. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Cozy, bold, and ready to brew good vibes. Featuring Bert the Gecko in meltdown mode.