I’m not brewed for this… but this tee is.
Frazzled Bert shows up in flip-flops clutching a rescue-size mug on our I’m Not Brewed for This tee. It’s the quintessential funny coffee t-shirt for students, baristas, night shifters—anyone who needs beans before brilliance. Comfy, laid-back, and very Coo Coo.
- Front graphic: Frazzled Bert + “I’m Not Brewed for This”
- Relaxed unisex fit for everyday wear (S–3XL)
- Soft cotton feel; durable DTG print with a soft hand
- A+ gift for coffee lovers & caffeine comedians
Pick your vibe: Autumn (hero) = pumpkin-patch energy • Butter = mellow morning • Sand = vintage neutral • Graphite = Monday mood • Ivory = clean classic.
? Bert: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
Coo Coo’s Coffee Unisex • Relaxed Cotton Feel DTG Print Everyday • SBOF
- Specifications:
- Garment-dyed tee (Comfort Colors 1717), 100% ring-spun cotton, soft-washed and preshrunk. Relaxed fit with front print of frazzled Bert. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Everyday caffeine chaos, worn loud.
