Too much chaos, not enough caffeine.
For those mornings when you wake up with your hair in a mutiny and your mug still empty.
Say hello to the “I’m Not Brewed for This” Tee, featuring our very own frazzled Bert clinging to his coffee for dear life. This unisex Comfort Colors® tee delivers soft comfort with a shot of caffeinated sarcasm—just like your morning routine.
Perfect for Monday moods, baristas before shift, or anyone who’s ever said “not today, caffeine gods.”
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® tee, 100% ring-spun cotton
- Front print features Bert with “I’m Not Brewed for This” slogan
- Unisex fit, soft-washed fabric for all-day comfort
- Funny, relatable, and slightly over it (just like you)
- Great gift for coffee lovers and frazzled folks everywhere
Fueled by Coo Coo’s Coffee – brewed to survive the chaos.
? Frazzled Bert Graphic ☕ Coffee Chaos Tee ? Comfort Colors® Feel ? Perfect Gift for Coffee Lovers ? Relatable Mood Wear
- Specifications:
- Garment-dyed tee (Comfort Colors 1717), 100% ring-spun cotton, soft-washed and preshrunk. Relaxed fit with front print of frazzled Bert. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Everyday caffeine chaos, worn loud.
