But this hoodie is.
Frazzled Bert + rescue-size mug on the back print — the hoodie for class, café crawls, and any day when beans come before brilliance. Mauve hero for sleepy-sweet energy.
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The Design Story
Frazzled Bert in flip-flops and bedhead, clutching a rescue-size mug with the expression of someone who definitely had plans and then didn’t brew first. The back graphic delivers the verdict: I’m Not Brewed for This.
The whole Frazzled Bert family — tee, crewneck, hoodie — is built for the mornings when you showed up and that has to count. Pairs with the Not Brewed for This crewneck for the full Frazzled Bert set.
For students, musicians, night shifters, and anyone who skips step one. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
Perfect for non-morning people and students
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex fit — runs true to size. S–3XL. Kangaroo pocket, drawstring hood.
