But this crew is.
Frazzled Bert shuffles in with flip-flops and a rescue-size mug on a cozy fleece crewneck. For study runs, market mornings, and anyone who needs caffeine before conversation.
Select your color and size above. True-to-size; size up for a more relaxed look.
The Design Story
Frazzled Bert in flip-flops and bedhead, clutching a rescue-size mug with the expression of someone who definitely had plans and then didn’t brew first. The front graphic delivers the verdict: I’m Not Brewed for This.
The whole Frazzled Bert family — tee, crewneck, hoodie — is built for the mornings when you showed up and that has to count. Pairs with the Not Brewed for This hoodie for the full Frazzled Bert set.
For students, musicians, night shifters, and anyone who skips step one. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
Perfect for non-morning people and caffeine-first humans
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex crewneck fit — runs true to size. S–3XL.
