They Drum!
Bert behind a red drum set. Sunglasses on. Sticks in the air. “Coo Coo’s Coffee” on the bass drum head. The crewneck version of the fan-favorite mug — now on midweight fleece in six colorways.
Red matches the drum set — the on-theme pick. Sky Blue gives the art a stage-light glow. Espresso keeps it grounded. Select your color and size above.
The Design Story
Bert surfs. Bert meditates. Bert skates. But when the sun goes down, Bert drums. Red kit. Sunglasses that have no business being worn indoors. “Coo Coo’s Coffee” stamped on the bass drum head like a proper band sponsorship. The text splits above and below: “Geckos Don’t Sleep,” up top, “They Drum!” at the bottom. He’s not keeping time. He’s keeping the whole operation alive.
This design started as a mug — one of the personality pieces in the lineup — and earned the crewneck upgrade. Same art, bigger canvas. The red drum set pops against every colorway, and the bass drum head doubles as a brand logo placement that actually makes sense. When the band needs a logo on the kit, you don’t argue. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Sleep is just a long pause between fills.
Perfect for anyone who keeps the beat and the coffee pot going at the same time
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex crewneck — runs true to size. S–3XL.
