40 hours of grind. Zero cups brewed. Chaos achieved.
He practiced 40 hours… but forgot to brew.
Meet Frazzled Bert — the caffeinated chaos icon we all relate to when the espresso machine sits silent and the world spirals. The Forgot to Brew – Frazzled Bert Coffee Sweatshirt is your official badge of overworked, under-caffeinated glory.
- Soft unisex crewneck sweatshirt with front print
- Bert in full burnout mode with wild hair and baggy shorts
- High-resolution graphic that pops on white cotton
- Warm, cozy, and anxiety-approved
- Great gift for musicians, students, baristas — anyone who’s ever hit the wall without coffee
Because practice means nothing if you forget the brew.
☕ Coffee First, Practice Later ? Frazzled Bert Design ? Musician Humor ? Gift for Overachievers
? Cozy Chaos Wear
- Specifications:
- Unisex fleece sweatshirt with front graphic featuring Frazzled Bert. White cotton-poly blend with bold black text and full-color design. Warm, cozy, and perfect for coffee lovers, musicians, or anyone who forgot to caffeinate.
