Then forgot to brew.
Frazzled Bert, flip-flops, and a rescue-size mug on a cozy fleece crewneck. The mood for late starts, study marathons, and anyone who runs on caffeine + chaos.
Select your color and size above. True-to-size; size up for a more relaxed look.
The Design Story
Frazzled Bert in flip-flops and bedhead, clutching a rescue-size mug with the expression of someone who definitely had plans and then didn’t brew first. The front graphic delivers the verdict: He practiced 40 hours… but forgot to brew.
The whole Frazzled Bert family — tee, crewneck, hoodie — is built for the mornings when you showed up and that has to count. Pairs with the Practice Makes Sleepy tee and Think Later hoodie for the full Frazzled Bert set.
For students, musicians, night shifters, and anyone who skips step one. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
Perfect for students, musicians, and caffeine-first people
Size Guide & Fit Notes
Relaxed unisex crewneck fit — runs true to size. S–3XL.
