Bert is vibing. But he’s not ready for conversation yet.
Classic standing Bert. Sunglasses on. Board shorts. Flip flops. Coffee in hand. He’s here. He’s upright. But “First Cup. Don’t Push It.” means what it means — give him until cup two before you ask anything. Front print on mint green ring-spun cotton. The Bert Essentials piece with the most attitude.
Mint — cool, calm, deceptively chill. Just like Bert during cup one. Select your size above.
The Design Story
Bert is always vibing. Always cool. Always composed. But “First Cup. Don’t Push It.” adds a boundary to the cool. He’s standing there in full classic Bert mode — sunglasses, baggies, flip flops, coffee — but the text says what the sunglasses can’t: not yet. Give him a minute. The vibe is loading.
This is the Bert Essentials piece with the most personality. The Surfboard crewneck is the no-text, pure-cool version. This one has something to say — or more accurately, something to warn you about. It’s the line between I’m Not Brewed for This (total pre-coffee meltdown) and regular Bert (fully vibing). First cup Bert is in the middle. He’s functional. But he’s not friendly yet. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: I’m standing. I have coffee. That’s all you’re getting until cup two.
Perfect for anyone who needs a do-not-disturb sign that looks like a tee
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
