He’s had four cups. He can hear colors. He’s fine.
A squirrel with eyes the size of espresso pucks, clutching a coffee cup like it’s the last one on earth. “Caffeine Obsessed” in bold type because there’s no point being subtle about it. Front print on white ring-spun cotton. The most honest tee in the catalog — for the person who passed “coffee lover” three cups ago.
White — clean canvas, maximum pop. The squirrel’s wild eyes hit hardest on white. Select your size above.
The Design Story
Bert is always cool. Always composed. Sunglasses on, coffee in hand, zero panic. This squirrel is the opposite. Eyes wide open, fur standing up, gripping the cup like someone might take it. He’s not vibing — he’s vibrating. “Caffeine Obsessed” isn’t a label, it’s a diagnosis. And everyone knows someone who fits it.
The illustration style is bold, graphic, and a little unhinged — which is exactly the point. The red and teal typography frames the squirrel like a wanted poster for someone who’s been banned from the office coffee machine. White keeps it clean so the character does all the work. This is the tee for the person who doesn’t just love coffee — they need it, urgently, immediately, and in quantities that concern their friends. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: I stay cool after four cups. He does not. We don’t judge here.
Perfect for anyone who passed “coffee lover” three cups ago
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex tee — runs true to size. S–3XL.
