When thinking’s optional but brewing isn’t.
Before you form a sentence, form a brew.
Meet the Brew First, Think Later Tee – a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors® shirt featuring our lovable, disheveled mascot Bert doing what he does best: clinging to his coffee and skipping the existential dread until after the first cup.
This tee captures every coffee lover’s early morning vibe in one frazzled gecko and a motto worth living by. It’s cozy, it’s quirky, and it’s perfect for those who lead with caffeine, not logic.
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® tee, 100% ring-spun cotton
- Front graphic: Bert + "Brew First, Think Later"
- Unisex sizing with a relaxed, lived-in feel
- Ideal for coffee lovers, baristas, and chaos navigators
- “Fueled by Coo Coo’s Coffee” under the graphic
Brew bold. Think later. Live deliciously.
- Specifications:
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® tee (1717), 100% ring-spun cotton, soft-washed and preshrunk. Unisex relaxed fit. Front graphic features frazzled Bert and slogan. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Perfect for coffee-before-conversation types.