Brew first. Think later. (Bert’s morning motto.)
Meet the Brew First, Think Later – Bert’s Morning Motto Tee. Our frazzled gecko mascot clutches a rescue-size mug and speaks for every caffeine soul. A comfy funny coffee t-shirt for students, baristas, night shifters, and anyone who knows beans come before brilliance. Part of the Coo Coo’s Coffee SBOF vibe.
- Front script: “Brew First, Think Later” + Frazzled Bert artwork
- Relaxed unisex fit—everyday comfy (S–3XL)
- Soft cotton feel with durable DTG print (soft hand)
- Perfect gift for coffee lovers & caffeine comedians
Pick your vibe: Ivory (hero) = clean classic • Butter/Banana = mellow morning • Sand = vintage neutral • Graphite/Black = midnight mood.
? Bert: Step one: brew. Step two: everything else.
- Specifications:
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® tee (1717), 100% ring-spun cotton, soft-washed and preshrunk. Unisex relaxed fit. Front graphic features frazzled Bert and slogan. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Perfect for coffee-before-conversation types.