Namaste caffeinated.
Bert in full lotus. Sunglasses on. Coffee vibes radiating. Wearing a Coo Coo’s tee — because even in meditation, Bert wears himself. “Breathe In, Sip Out” is the mantra for everyone whose morning practice starts at the coffee maker. Back print on pistachio midweight fleece. Kangaroo pocket for your hands while you find your center.
Pistachio — calm, fresh, and zen. The most peaceful colorway in the catalog for the most peaceful Bert. Select your size above.
The Design Story
Bert has been a skater, a vampire, a physicist, and a cubist portrait. Here he’s just … still. Full lotus, sunglasses on, completely at peace. And yes — he’s wearing a Coo Coo’s Coffee tee while he meditates, because the Bert-on-Bert running gag never stops. “Breathe In, Sip Out” flips the classic meditation cue into something every coffee person already does instinctively. Inhale. Sip. Repeat.
The pistachio colorway was the only choice — soft, fresh, calming. It matches Zen Bert’s energy perfectly and stands out from the black-heavy hoodies in the rest of the lineup. This is the counterweight to Stay Grounded and Wake the Art Up — same collection, opposite volume. Quiet confidence. Still vibing. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: I found inner peace. It was at the bottom of the cup the whole time.
Perfect for anyone whose morning practice starts at the coffee maker
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex pullover hoodie — runs true to size. S–3XL.
