That’s the whole vibe.
Surfboard in one hand. Coffee in the other. Sunglasses, flip flops, baggies. No text. No tagline. Just Bert in his purest form — the mascot of Coo Coo’s Coffee on midweight fleece.
Sand and Stone Blue give the surf art a beachy feel. Charcoal makes the green pop. Select your color and size above.
The Design Story
This is Bert before the collections. Before the kanji, before the costumes, before the drum set and the tea cups and the coffins. Just a gecko standing with his surfboard, coffee cup in hand, sunglasses on, flip flops, baggies — ready for whatever the morning brings. The surfboard has a sun design carved into it. The brand line at the bottom: Florida Brew Crew • Coo Coo’s Coffee. That’s it. No punchline needed.
The Bert Essentials collection is the core — the everyday Bert pieces that don’t belong to a series or a theme. They’re just Bert being Bert. Surfboard. Coffee. Vibes. If someone asks “what’s Coo Coo’s Coffee?” — this crewneck is the answer. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: No caption needed. The board and the brew speak for themselves.
Perfect for anyone whose ideal morning starts with waves and ends with coffee — or the other way around
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex crewneck — runs true to size. S–3XL.
