The original pose. The essential hoodie.
Surfboard in one hand. Coffee in the other. Sunglasses on. Flip flops ready. This is the Bert everyone meets first — the classic pose that started it all. The hoodie version puts him across your back on pistachio midweight fleece. No pun, no art reference, no costume. Just Bert being Bert. The essential.
Pistachio — coastal, fresh, and Bert blends right in. The beach colorway. Select your size above.
The Design Story
The Surfboard Bert crewneck introduced this pose as the everyday Bert — the one you’d meet at the beach before you knew about the kanji collection, the art series, or the cultural coffee tour. The hoodie earns its place because this is the Bert that doesn’t need a concept. Board, brew, vibes. That’s the whole pitch.
Pistachio is the natural colorway — light, coastal, the kind of green that feels like a morning before the beach fills up. Bert’s board shorts and sunglasses sit right at home on it. Where the rest of the catalog dresses Bert up as Einstein, Dali, or a vampire, this one lets him just be himself. That’s why it’s in Bert Essentials. Some pieces need a story. This one is the story. See all Clothing & Gear →
Craft & Details
Bert says: They gave me costumes. They gave me kanji. They gave me art movements. This is still my favorite outfit.
Perfect for anyone who just needs a board, a brew, and nothing else
Size & Fit Details
Relaxed unisex pullover hoodie — runs true to size. S–3XL.
