Meet Bert — Chief Vibes Officer

Mascot, mood-setter, and the friendly face of Coo Coo’s Coffee. Loves fresh brews, kind people, and sunrise surf checks.

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Bert smiling and holding a coffee mug

Bert’s Backstory

Bert is the gecko who never met a gloomy morning he couldn’t brighten. He started as a sketch on a napkin during a roastery run—part surfer, part barista, all heart. From pop-ups to farmers markets, he became our way to keep things friendly, inclusive, and a little bit goofy (on purpose).

“Good coffee, good people, good day. That’s the whole set list.” — Bert

Coffee Obsessions

  • Everyday sipper: Java Time — smooth and classic.
  • Moody groove: Bebop — chocolate with a little smoke.
  • Single-origin crush: Bali Bleu — dark chocolate & sweet earth.
  • Decaf nights: Dawn Till Dusk — Swiss Water, sweet and calm.

Dial it in with Bert’s Coffee Brew Guide.

Surf & Outside

When the sun’s up, Bert’s out: small waves, longboards, sandy toes. Beach walks, sunrise stretches, and post-surf mugs are non-negotiable.

  • Beach van playlists: mellow beats (with cowbell).
  • Always packs: mug, surf wax, and a fresh bag of beans.

Zen Mode

Yes, the gecko meditates. A few deep breaths, a hot cup, and a reminder to be kind—that’s the ritual.

Bert sitting in a lotus pose with a soft smile

About Gerdy

Gerdy is Bert’s partner in good vibes—surfer, sketchbook keeper, and expert taste-tester. She’s the first to spot a rip current and the last to let a bad mood linger. When designs feature two little geckos? That’s them.

Be Welcoming

Everyone’s invited. That’s the Small Batch of Friends promise.

Keep It Simple

Clear product pages, honest notes, brew guides that actually help.

Craft Matters

Beans, teas, candles, and comfy gear you’ll reach for daily.

FAQ

Is Bert real?

As real as your first sip in the morning. He’s our mascot and mood—brought to life by art, community, and a lot of coffee.

Does Bert have a favorite mug?

Whichever one is clean. But the big 15 oz gets extra love.

Spot Bert Around the Shop

  • On apparel: tees, hoodies, and hats with personality.
  • In guides: little tips, big smiles.
  • At events: say hi at pop-ups and markets!