Meet Bert

Mascot, mood-setter, and chief vibe officer of Coo Coo’s Coffee. Loves fresh brews, kind people, and sunrise surf checks.

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Bert’s Backstory

Bert is the gecko who never met a gloomy morning he couldn’t brighten. He started as a sketch on a napkin during a roastery run — part surfer, part barista, all heart. From pop-ups to farmers markets, he became our way to keep things friendly, inclusive, and a little bit goofy (on purpose).

“Good coffee, good people, good day. That’s the whole set list.” — Bert

Coffee Obsessions

Everyday sipper: Java Time — smooth and classic.
Moody groove: Bebop — chocolate and a little smoke.
Single-origin crush: Bali Blue — dark chocolate & sweet earth.
Decaf nights: Dawn Till Dusk — Swiss Water, sweet and calm.

Dial it in with our Coffee Brew Guide.

Tea Time, Too

Bert’s a big fan of herbal wind-downs and bright greens. Creamsicle Smoothie for cozy nights; sencha for a clean afternoon focus.

See the Tea Brew Guide for temps & times.

Surf & Outside

When the sun’s up, Bert’s out: small waves, long boards, sandy toes. Beach walks, sunrise stretches, and post-surf mugs are non-negotiable.

Beach van playlists: mellow beats, lots of cowbell.
Always packs: mug, wax, and wax melts (for later).

Zen Mode

Yes, the gecko meditates. A few deep breaths, a hot cup, and a reminder to be kind — that’s the ritual.

Bert sitting in a lotus pose with a soft smile

About Gertie

Gertie is Bert’s partner in good vibes — surfer, sketchbook keeper, and expert taste-tester. She’s the first to spot a rip current and the last to let a bad mood linger. When designs feature two little geckos? That’s them.

Be Welcoming

Everyone’s invited. That’s the Small Batch of Friends (SBOF) promise.

Keep It Simple

Clear product pages, honest notes, and brew guides that actually help.

Craft Matters

Beans, teas, candles, and comfy gear you’ll reach for daily.

FAQ

Is Bert real?

As real as your first sip in the morning. He’s our mascot and mood — brought to life by art, community, and a lot of coffee.

Does Bert have a favorite mug?

Whichever one is clean. But the big 15 oz gets extra love.

Spot Bert Around the Shop

On apparel: tees, hoodies, and hats with personality.
In guides: little tips, big smiles.
At events: say hi at pop-ups and markets!

Bert says: “Take a deep breath. Take a good sip. Be kind. That’s it.”

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